Winter tends to come on somewhat suddenly up here in Vermont— one day it’s a gorgeous “Indian summer” with autumn colors and light jackets and a few days later you’re scraping the windshield under a gray morning sky. Needless to say, the cool cars get tucked away quickly at that point, if you’re the sort who tries to make use every bit of the “good” weather. I had my ’67 Camaro out just a week or so ago as this is written and didn’t even need to slide the heater control over to “warm.” It snowed last night, so that ride was probably the last bit of vintage motoring I’ll get in before spring.
But it’s exactly that notion that gets my mind turning every year around this time —do I really have to give up on old cars altogether for the next few months? Couldn’t I just revisit the time-honored practice of having a “winter beater” and find something interesting yet cheap to bomb about in the meantime?
It’s a premise that sparks naysayers to point out that there aren’t any usable cars from the period prior to, let’s say, the ’80s that can be had cheaply— they’ll insist that if you’re on a budget, you can have vintage or you can have something that runs, but not both.
I’m not so easily dissuaded when it comes to such things, and besides, I’ll take any excuse to do some virtual shopping for an interesting car. What I found was somewhat encouraging, if also maybe a bit dangerous, as I really don’t need to acquire a single additional motor vehicle right now. Still, I couldn’t help considering the possibilities.
To that end, I conjured the notion of a winter beater challenge, wherein the participating contestants would each have to find something to use for their winter commute that was built before 1980 and cost no more than $4,000. Now, at first, four grand may seem a bit steep for anything considered a beater, but take a look around at the used car market today—very slim pickins below that price point. To further justify this scheme, I like to tell myself that an older, somehow interesting car will be more likely to offer a return on investment come springtime.
I hadn’t actually challenged anyone else, so this was mostly an academic exercise… at least for the moment. To keep myself from considering project cars that would need work to be useful as transportation, I added another stipulation: the subject must be already roadworthy.
Right out of the gate, I found a ’77 Olds Cutlass —the last of the colonnade models. This one was a gold-colored four-door with 14-inch wheels, and tan interior… a once fairly common specimen, but not today. It turned out to be a lower-mileage example claiming to still have original paint. The photos weren’t great, and the wording suggested the car was being sold by someone who might have inherited it and who just wanted it gone, which helped keep the asking price comfortably below my $4,000 cap. I bookmarked it and pressed further to see what else was out there.
Soon I came upon a ’67 Buick Wildcat, this one also a four-door, though oddly, not a hardtop. It still had its original 430-cu.in. engine, and though it was a bit beat up, the seller claimed he’d been driving it for the past couple summers with no issues. Delving still further I discovered a ’65 Coronet, a two-door hardtop with the polyspherical version of the 318 V-8, a TorqueFlite, and missing the lower portions of its quarter panels and fenders. This one was also on the road but needed some sorting. Still, it could have made a tough driver with later project car potential—a real contender.
The search continued nightly for a couple weeks, and plenty of other options cropped up, including one very alluring ’62 Cadillac I’m still seeing in my daydreams. I don’t intend to move forward with the beater stratagem right now—the whole “too-many-cars” thing is still an issue —but I was heartened to find so many vintage vehicles still running and reasonably attainable. Even in the Northeast, there’s still plenty of fodder for classic motoring fun out there. Let us know if you’ll be motoring some sort of seasoned-but-interesting beater this winter.