Hubcaps. Dog dishes. Piepans. They’re all the same basic thing no matter what you call ‘em, and we dig ‘em. While plenty of back-in-the-day buyers will tell you that the only reason to get this wheel combination was to take ‘em off and install a set of bright aftermarket wheels at the first opportunity, we see them as simultaneously no-nonsense and a quiet bit of camouflage. Consider: If you’re in a muscle car and you’re at a light, why take the chance to advertise what you’ve got, when it’s just as easy to make your car look like the one your Aunt Tillie drives to church on Sunday? They’re heavy but legendarily tough–if you’ve bent a steel wheel somehow, you’ve got bigger problems. (That toughness is why so many police vehicles still have steel wheels today.) Furthermore, money that was saved on more expensive wheel trims was money earned for other places you’d need it–like a one-size-larger tire, a dyno-tune, slapper bars, headers … you know what we mean. The steelies-and-piepans look is like looking the other way while your hand is in the cookie jar–innocence at first blush, with the intent of something altogether shadier.
The truth is, we tried to choose just five and we couldn’t. We winnowed out the whole “styled steel wheel” thing, so there are no Chevy Rally wheels, or Pontiac Rally IIs, or Mopar Rallyes to speak of; they fit the letter of our made-up law, but not the spirit. Here are eight that made us want to head to the main tent outside, mortgage our house, and pick up a bidder’s paddle.
MERCEDES 300SL
Mercedes 300SL
Bless European functionality and their relative lack of bling compared to American cars of the era; the race-bred 300SL “Gullwing” was largely offered with color-matched hubcaps, leaving the (also color-matched) slotted steel wheel exposed. Yes, we know that factory-installed Rudge knockoffs are worth a king’s ransom. Don’t care.
1969 CHEVY COPO CAMARO
1969 Chevrolet COPO Camaro
Blue paint, a vinyl top and a set of body-colored steelies could mean that this was a six-cylinder secretary’s special, a showroom loss-leader designed to up a dealership’s numbers and give them something to advertise in the paper. Or it could be a big-block COPO designed to sucker you in and leave you in the dust when the light goes green. You want to take that chance?
1970 PLYMOUTH HEMI ‘CUDA
1970 Plymouth Hemi ‘Cuda
When given a High Impact color, like Plymouth’s Sublime for 1970, it seems a shame not to inflict its brightness on all within its visual path and extend it as far as could be managed. Spreading the special hue onto the steel wheels is a terrific way to further increase its impact, particularly compared to other wheel options like nerdy full hubcaps or argent Rallye wheels.
1958 EDSEL VILLAGER
1958 Edsel Villager
Edsel was meant to be a solidly mid-range brand–never one with performance intentions, and almost certainly a full-wheelcover kind of car that would be perfectly OK in suburbia 1958, where piepans would reveal you as some kind of skinflint freak that would get the neighbors whispering. Yet Edsel indeed had its own piepan wheel trims, which seem slightly incongruous–but which are delightful to see nonetheless.
1957 CHEVY SEDAN DELIVERY
1957 Chevrolet Sedan Delivery
The Sedan Delivery body style was meant to be a handyman’s special–a wagon with few frills. And so despite the dual-four-barrel V-8 engine that the factory installed beneath the hood in this instance of this clean-flanked ’57, these wheel trims are perfectly in keeping with its utilitarian brief.
1964 PONTIAC GRAND PRIX
1964 Pontiac Grand Prix
Only Pontiac could manage to come up with a wheel that, somehow, eliminates most of the wheel–and still make it gorgeous. The bulk of what you see here, that magnificently ribbed center, is in fact a vented brake drum, exposed to the outside air for additional cooling in the days before disc brakes were more common.
1952 MG TD
1952 MG TD
We have seen more than our fair share of T-series MGs with wire wheels, and while those bright spokes may sparkle and shine nicely in the sun, they also (to my eyes) manage to make the cars that wear them look spindly and fragile. This one looks ready to grab those paved curves and never let go, despite wide whitewall rubber that suggests a boulevardier rather than lateral gs.
1969 MERCURY CYCLONE
1969 Mercury Cyclone
Ford (and its divisions) chose black steel wheels while many other manufacturers of the era went with body-colored steelies; from a distance, black wheels give seemingly infinite visual depth and lend an air of broad-shouldered toughness to the proceedings, as seen here with this 428/4sp Ram Air Mercury Cyclone. The contrast with the orange paint makes it all the more striking.