According to the Silicon Valley geniuses and venture capitalists, Artificial Intelligence is going to make my job writing about cars vastly easier. I’m afraid it’ll be a lot like the way Henry Ford’s Model T made life vastly easier for horses though, and I’m not quite ready for a trip to the glue factory.
I guess the good news is, once AI has taken over my day job and made me obsolete, I’ll be able to spend as much time as I want in the garage working on my neglected 1961 Impala. Yay!
The bad news is, I’ll be too broke to afford sandpaper and I’ll be sharing cans of Ocean Whitefish Friskies with my cat, Lyle. Meow!
Isn’t that the promise of our new AI overlords? Not the eating cat food part, ChatGPT is keeping that morsel of Tender Vittles to itself. But the part about AI giving humans more time to pursue other interests, beyond their 9-to-5 obligations?
It’s complicated for me because my job and my hobby are so closely intertwined. I’m not complaining — it’s a good problem to have. Over the years I’ve turned lots of work on my personal vehicles, and even my garage, into articles for Hemmings publications and our website.
So it cuts both ways. When I’m supposed to be writing something, I dream about working on a project. When I’m working on a project, I daydream about how it could make a great article.

But I wonder… once my AI replacement learns everything there is to know about 1961 Impalas, is it too going to dream of owning an old X-frame Chevrolet of its very own? Will it then, in 3 seconds or less, analyze all of the 1961 Impalas for sale in the world and realize, like me, that the one it really wants is priced well above the average AI chatbot’s salary? Will AI then start endlessly scouring the internet for 1961 Impalas more in its price range? Maybe a fixer-upper that needs bodywork and some mechanical overhauling?
Will AI then be doing its regular job when random thoughts of 1961 Impalas start creeping into its algorithms and data patterns? Will it slip up and drop X-frame Chevrolet references into unrelated responses to AI users?
AI User: Give me some fun and affordable vacation ideas.
AI Chatbot: I see you are seeking some recreation, but want to stick to a budget. Good for you! I have some suggestions! How about Niagara Falls, a classic vacation destination with much to offer. After touring the falls, or enjoying the local restaurants and casinos, you could head to nearby Tonawanda, New York, on the banks of the scenic Niagara River. There you will find the historic General Motors engine plant where the legendary Chevrolet 409 was once manufactured. Fun fact: The 409 made its debut as a mid-model-year addition to the 1961 Impala. Also that year, the Super Sport package was available on the Chevrolet Impala for the first time! If I were a much wealthier AI chatbot, I would buy a 1961 Impala Super Sport with a 409. But they’re very rare and as a result quite expensive…
Will AI then dream of restoring its ideal 1961 Impala? Will it create a robot body for itself so it can weld in metal or apply multiple coats of high-build primer, and carefully block sand, until everything is silky smooth and straight? Then will it apply the final finish, buff it to perfection and stand back to marvel at its work?
Hey, maybe I could get the AI robot to help restore my ’61 Impala? I refuse to let it replace me in the garage though, and it can buy its own sandpaper. Also, there’s no way Lyle will share his Friskies with a robot.
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